Name: Frank Johnson
Age: 23
Bio: Frank is, umm, what is that word? Oh, right, ODD, Frank is odd. In fact, he is downright weird. In the land of fools, Frank would be King, until he was overthrown by a monkey with a pen, or by a pinecone. He is also a borderline genius. He puts this genius to work on his crack-brained ideas, and usually lands everyone in a lot of trouble. No one is sure where Frank works, least of all him. But he does receive a cheques in the mail every to weeks from a guy named Phil.

Name: Steve Grey
Age: 23
Bio: If sarcasm were the deciding factor in beauty pageants, Steve would be Miss Universe three years running. Always ready with some biting remark, he is kinda like God's answer to happy people. Steve works at Uidiot Tech Support. He hates his job. Every morning when he gets up, he wishes his toothpaste were poison, so he could just die and not have to go. Every day when he gets home, he still wishes that his toothpaste had been poison, and that he had some sort of blunt instrument to bludgeon himself with.

Name: Sally Johnson
Age: 21
Bio: Frank's little sister Sally is a feisty one. And by feisty, I mean she can and will kill you if you look at her wrong, maybe even if you are wrong in the way you aren't looking at her. This chick can own you in any FPS, but she specializes in Unreal Tournament. She works at a Kwik-Mart, where she puts up with a lot of boredom, really annoying people, and the not so occasional robbery. She only plans to work there until she can fulfill one of here dreams; either to work for a gaming magazine, or be a professional hit (wo)man.